HEAT
SAVORY
HERBAL
KID-APPROVED
SECRET RECIPE
Rock N Roll Spice
Unleash the flavor with Carson's Rock N Roll Spice!
Invented by Carson Jacobs, age 8 · written out by hand, unedited
THE STORY
Once upon a time, in a kitchen filled with chaos and creativity, eight-year-old Carson Jacobs decided that ordinary dinners just wouldn't cut it anymore. Armed with a dream and an array of spices, he whipped up a rock star blend that brought the whole family to the table, dancing and asking for more. Now this secret recipe is ready for family kitchens everywhere — bringing a little rock 'n' roll to every meal.
THE FORMULA · MAKES ABOUT 3 TABLESPOONS
10 ingredients, one legend
Mix · shake · done* Carson's original spellings, preserved exactly as written — "Green Godess", "Kinder's Seasonins", "Old El Paso Taco Seasonins", and the mysterious "black beef" (we read it as black pepper, but only Carson knows for sure).
STEP 1Measure everything into a small bowl.
STEP 2Stir — or seal in a jar and shake like a maraca.
STEP 3Store airtight. Lasts months, won't survive weeks.
QUICK NUTRITION
It's a salt-forward blend — that's what makes it a seasoning, not a garnish. Roughly, per level teaspoon:
~8
CALORIES
~700mg
SODIUM
~1.5g
CARBS
0g
FAT
Estimated from the ingredient labels — the salt does most of the work here. Season food with it the way you would salt, not the way you would ketchup.
THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT
Exhibit A. The recipe in Carson's own handwriting — smudges, creative spelling, and all. This is the unedited source of truth.
ANATOMY OF THE BLEND
Ten players, one band. Salt and black pepper lay down the rhythm section. Garlic, Kinder's, and taco seasoning bring the savory melody. Basil and green goddess add the herbal high notes, everything-bagel seasoning brings the crunch, and volcano spice plus chipotle turn the amps up to eleven.
HOW TO USE IT
FLAVOR PAIRINGS
Rock N Roll Spice is a team player. Here is where it shines brightest:
| DISH | HOW TO PLAY IT |
|---|---|
| Chicken | Dry-rub 1 tsp per breast before grilling; finish with a squeeze of lemon and a drizzle of honey. |
| Fish | Dust lightly over white fish with olive oil — the green goddess and lemon notes love seafood. |
| Vegetables | Toss roasted veggies in olive oil + 2 tsp of the blend; shower with parmesan and balsamic. |
| Eggs | A pinch over scrambled eggs with cheese and avocado — breakfast that rocks. |
| Popcorn | The ultimate test: melted butter + a heavy shake. Sweet, salty, smoky, gone in minutes. |
CARSON'S COOKING TIPS
Straight from the inventor's notebook:
- Shake it like a maraca. The heavy stuff sinks — give the jar a good shake every time before you sprinkle.
- Start small. You can always add more, but you can't take it back. Half a teaspoon per serving, then taste.
- Make a double batch. One batch disappears fast. Double it and thank yourself later.
- Gift it. A little jar with a handwritten label beats anything from a store. Carson insists.
Bottle it like a pro.
Funnel the blend into a small glass jar, slap on a label that says "Rock N Roll Spice", and you've got a gift that beats anything from a store. One batch seasons roughly a dozen meals — double it if your family eats like Carson's.
Funnel the blend into a small glass jar, slap on a label that says "Rock N Roll Spice", and you've got a gift that beats anything from a store. One batch seasons roughly a dozen meals — double it if your family eats like Carson's.
DESIGNED BY CARSON
The full kit, designed by the inventor.
Carson didn't stop at the recipe — he designed the recipe card and the jar labels too: lightning bolts, "shake before using," the works. Print the PDF, cut out the labels, and your jars look like they came from a store.
Download printable labels (PDF)
Carson didn't stop at the recipe — he designed the recipe card and the jar labels too: lightning bolts, "shake before using," the works. Print the PDF, cut out the labels, and your jars look like they came from a store.
Download printable labels (PDF)
Exhibit B. The official jar label — all-purpose seasoning blend, shake before using. As specified by Carson.
A secret page · Rock N Roll Spice by Carson Jacobs · make it, shake it, put it on everything